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Re:
Jeden ze zivota: 
Pyta sa syn Billa Gatesa
- Oci, chcem vyskusat ten sex, co mam robit ?
-No synu, vezmes si z mojej garaze to najvasie auto, oblecies si najlepsi oblek, vezmes dievca do najvychytenejsje restauracie v meste, po vecer vezmes v parku kociar s konmi a vezmes ju na okruh okolo jazera, cestou kupis najvacsiu kyticu kvetov aku budu predavat.. a nakoniec objednas v hoteli Plaza prezidentsky apartman a tam sa ti dievca podvoli...
- Ale otec !!! Kde su romanticke prechadzky, letme dotyky, citanie poezie za mesacneho svitu...
- Synu, to si vymysleli linuxaci aby mohli sulozit zadarmo.
Pyta sa syn Billa Gatesa
- Oci, chcem vyskusat ten sex, co mam robit ?
-No synu, vezmes si z mojej garaze to najvasie auto, oblecies si najlepsi oblek, vezmes dievca do najvychytenejsje restauracie v meste, po vecer vezmes v parku kociar s konmi a vezmes ju na okruh okolo jazera, cestou kupis najvacsiu kyticu kvetov aku budu predavat.. a nakoniec objednas v hoteli Plaza prezidentsky apartman a tam sa ti dievca podvoli...
- Ale otec !!! Kde su romanticke prechadzky, letme dotyky, citanie poezie za mesacneho svitu...
- Synu, to si vymysleli linuxaci aby mohli sulozit zadarmo.
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Dotaz na HelpDesk :
Dobrý den,
když chci zkopírovat film na disketu, tak když dám "vložit",
objeví se mi hláška, že na disku A není dostatek místa. Potom
dám "vložit zástupce" a potom
se už film na disketu vejde. Problém však nastane, když chci
spustit film na
jiném PC, protože se objeví hláška "zástupce nenalezen", přitom
v mém počítači
ten film z diskety normálně spustím. Co s tím mám dělat?
Odpověď z centra:
Vážená uživatelko,
do vaší kabelky nenacpete svůj kožich. Lístek s tím, že kožich
máte ve skříni se
Vám však do kabelky vejde. Takže pokud jste doma a přečtete si
lístek z kabelky,
že kožich máte ve skříni, tak si jej tam i najdete. Horší je
to, když jste u
přítelkyně, vytáhnete lístek z kabelky a přečtete si, že ve
skříni máte kožich.
V přítelčiné skříni můžete hledat jak chcete, ten kožich tam
určitě nenajdete....
Ještě nápověda:
Kabelka = disketa, kožich = film, lístek =zástupce, skříň =počítač
Dobrý den,
když chci zkopírovat film na disketu, tak když dám "vložit",
objeví se mi hláška, že na disku A není dostatek místa. Potom
dám "vložit zástupce" a potom
se už film na disketu vejde. Problém však nastane, když chci
spustit film na
jiném PC, protože se objeví hláška "zástupce nenalezen", přitom
v mém počítači
ten film z diskety normálně spustím. Co s tím mám dělat?
Odpověď z centra:
Vážená uživatelko,
do vaší kabelky nenacpete svůj kožich. Lístek s tím, že kožich
máte ve skříni se
Vám však do kabelky vejde. Takže pokud jste doma a přečtete si
lístek z kabelky,
že kožich máte ve skříni, tak si jej tam i najdete. Horší je
to, když jste u
přítelkyně, vytáhnete lístek z kabelky a přečtete si, že ve
skříni máte kožich.
V přítelčiné skříni můžete hledat jak chcete, ten kožich tam
určitě nenajdete....
Ještě nápověda:
Kabelka = disketa, kožich = film, lístek =zástupce, skříň =počítač
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Marriage (Part I)
=================
macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he
laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I
don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the
table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're
here or not."
Marriage (Part II)
===================
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"
Marriage (Part III)
===================
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and
rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated
husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
==================
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man
decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go
home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
=================
macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he
laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I
don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the
table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're
here or not."
Marriage (Part II)
===================
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'"
Marriage (Part III)
===================
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and
rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated
husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
Marriage (Part IV)
==================
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so
proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man
decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go
home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
Podpis
Is it by logic that we prove, but by intuition that we discover. [J. H. Poincaré, mathematician (1854-1912)]
Is it by logic that we prove, but by intuition that we discover. [J. H. Poincaré, mathematician (1854-1912)]
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